Out West Ski Trip #2
Dates: Feb. 25 - Mar. 4, 2023
Crew: Gavin Rye, Mark Pipp, Britten Lewis, Sawyer Braun, et al.
Locations: Bozeman, Big Sky, Yellowstone National Park
Looks like a pretty big sky to me!
"I love it when a plan comes together" - Gavin, during this trip. I couldn't agree more! After talking about it for years, we finally got our act together and staged a westward invasion by the skiers of Brighton, MI. Gavin's MTU friends Britten and Sawyer and a large group of their friends were in as well for a total of 11. After a long night of packing I joined Mark, Gavin, and Britten in Denver for a final flight to Yellowstone-Bozeman airport. We made it to Big Sky an hour later at 11pm ready to sleep, and I ended up in my customary top bunk, with the kicker that the bed was missing half its slats for some reason, so I had to sleep there as the resident bantamweight with the smallest chance of crushing Mark to death. The stars were brilliant and I considered taking some astro shots, but decided we would have all week to do it. Sadly, this was the last we'd see of the night sky for the week. Remember to seize your chances when you have them!
Big Sky is BIG! Last year I skied Park City, UT, which has the most skiable acreage of any US resort. The size there is sprawl, with long treks required between areas and careful planning required to navigate the mountain. Big Sky is big in an upwards direction- everything points towards the massif of Lone Peak at 11,150ft, and the terrain gets steadily harder as you ascend the mountain. That's not to say Big Sky is small horizontally either; its 5,500 skiable acres are formidable. It purports to have the most expert terrain of any resort in America, and there was certainly enough for us. Strapping in, we dropped down from the backyard of our condo and took our first lift. For those in a mappy mood, we were on the edge of Moonlight Village and were able to ski in and out from the Pony Express 3 lift.
Main face trail map: enough to keep you busy for... a long time.
The first day was spent almost entirely on the main face of the mountain. The excitement of the day came when we went up the Challenger lift, everyone (except Mark) ignoring the signs that proclaimed in bright red that "THIS LIFT ACCESSES EXPERT TERRAIN ONLY. NO EASY WAY DOWN." Shockingly, the lift line kept getting steeper and steeper and deposited us at the top of a steep and icy face. A sign pointed left for "easiest way down," with that being only a black diamond traverse to a mile of knee-crushing moguls. Mark and Gavin went that way but I took a wrong turn and found myself on the face. This led to a long stressful descent trying not to slip and tumble down the whole thing. Britten and I survived it and then rode in the safe comfort of the black diamond glade runs to the bottom. When we finally all found each other, we finished the day out on the main lifts from the Mountain Village; Swift Current and Ramcharger. Between the altitude, the length and intensity of the runs, and maybe me being out of practice, I was nearly cooked by the time we made it back home. We then saw a winter storm warning for 4-6 inches of snow overnight and immediately switched our next ski day from Tuesday to Monday to take advantage.
Above: Lone Peak, waaaaay up there. Left: Gavin navigating, Gavin not enjoying the wind.
Mark went with Brad and Mindy in search of good groomers, while Gavin, Britten and I joined up with Sawyer, Devan and Derek to see what the upper parts of the mountain offered. We found some amazing lines in the backwoods behind Lone Tree and Six Shooter lifts, including a 15-20 minute line down a valley that I can only describe as a trench run from Star Wars. Surfing back and forth on the turns, cutting speed, flying off drops, and chewing up the fresh powder made this the kind of run I live for. Over the course of the day, Gavin and Britten's GoPros caught some great wipeouts and some hilarious moments, which are just begging to be made into a supercut video of falls.
Gavin talked Britten and I into following him down one of Big Sky's famous chutes, which we did because we're lemmings. It was pretty terrible but not as terrible as I expected! There were some exposed rocks up high I rode over and it was steep, but eventually it dropped us into the headwaters bowl which was full to the brim with last night's fresh powder. We synced back up with the other skiers to traverse over the top of the Challenger face and hike into the trees a bit to check out the mountain goat they found sitting casually on top of a hundred foot cliff overlooking the main bowl. This was really the day-maker for me, and I just wished I was a good enough snowboarder to take my camera up there without breaking it or me.
Above: the lone mountain goat. Right: Techies+1, ridges and chutes
Mildly annoyed, but not enough to get up or charge us- just enough to give us the stink eye
Hoping the Dr. Pepper doesn't spill on the control panel and turn this into some kind of... Hot Tub Time Machine
For our first off day, Gavin, Britten, Mark and I went back to Bozeman to enjoy the (small) city life. Reversing our drive from the first night, we wound our way back down the canyons of the Custer-Gallatin National Forest road, passing steep bluffs, the rushing Gallatin river, and finally sprawling ranches before the city appeared. Along the way, we watched a massive bald eagle take off from next to the road, the first of many wildlife encounters on our off days.
We drove through (the real) MSU's campus to the American Computer and Robotics Museum, my first request for the day. I knew it was on the smaller side but had great reviews, and we were all computer nerds so I thought it would be a fun stop. This ended up being a trip highlight for me! It started with a chronological tour of computing history, with a room dedicated to ancient record-keeping, printing presses, early electronics, up to 1940s electromechanical computing, then into a room about the first silicon, transistors, and the rise of digital computers and PCs, before splitting us off into several dedicated display rooms. One had a collection of Apple computers, and I spotted some relics that one Mr. Mike Wisbiski is still a proud owner of. Others were dedicated to the Enigma, neural computing, robotics, quantum computing, and my personal favorite: computers in space. They had a special exhibit dedicated to the role of computers in the Apollo moon missions, including a massive mainframe, guidance computers, special MIT lab instrumentation, and satellite computers.Â
Above: Britten wonders if the Apollo mainframe can run Minecraft. Left: Apollo guidance and nav computer, hand-wound magnetic core memory module (about an inch across!)
They never stopped to think if they should...
Signed Apple mainboard by Woz!
Always love a good T-Rex.
At least Pickle Rick smiled for the camera...
With daylight starting to fade already, we started the drive in towards Palisade falls. The winding forest road was plowed but snowy and trenched in, so the first 9 miles were slow going and Gavin's U.P. driving skills were very useful. The last mile was gated off and unplowed, which instantly turned the short 2-mile hike I convinced the guys to do into a lovely 4-mile snow hike. I was champing at the bit and took off from the gate at a blistering pace, determined to get there while there was still daylight for photos. I think the other guys were less enthused by the newly extended hike through the slippery hills.
Palisade falls. Apparently a popular ice climbing spot, had I brought any equipment with me.
Gavin's photos of my gracious descent from the slope.
Gavin with Elephant Mtn. and Mt. Blackmore over Hyalite reservoir.
On our way home we spotted several long trains of Elk walking on the far side of the ranches, and then a moose foraging on an island in the Madison river. It was too dark by that point for decent photos, but Gavin and I were extremely glad to have seen the moose and add it to our wildlife roster for the trip. I even pulled off this shockingly decent shot of an old barn from the moving car- there's the rural Montana aesthetic I was looking for!
Old barn at dusk. Canon M50, f/11, 1/125s, 40mm, ISO100.
Selfie with a tree that conveniently ended up behind my back somehow...
Gavin, Britten and I spent the day hunting the best powder we could find. We finally got around to the southern exposure of the mountain, where we found what we were seeking. The Shedhorn lift had the best lift-to-run length ration on the mountain, especially if you dawdle and get lost in the trees. We spent the entire day weaving in and out of the dense glades, narrowly avoiding some trees, clipping others, and eating more than a few facefuls of untouched powder.
At one point Britten and I veered off right into a particularly dense stand of trees and it got quite steep quite fast. The usual spaghetti of lines people have cut through the trees faded out to a single track deep in the woods that was our only option for escape. We took turns passing each other and forging the way out. I was riding a fast section when the slope dropped away beneath me unexpectedly and I found myself airborne and sideways, flying straight into a dead tree trunk. It hit my stomach and I wrapped around it, with legs and board going on one side and upper body going on the other. I was laying there contemplating how wonderful my hobbies are when Britten pulled up, filming with his GoPro for posterity. Then, a siren started going off in my pocket; I incredulously dug out my phone to find it was calling 911! It's unclear to me if I happened to pocket dial it or if there's a feature that detected my impact/sudden stop and called it for me, but I was pretty impressed that I hit a tree so hard my phone called 911 on me. Later Britten decided to pick up and name a large ice chunk, and decreed it had to make it down the mountain with us. He and I took turns carrying the 25lb "Wilson" while trying to not fall and take Wilson to the head. We made it down with him and got a standing ovation from a group of human Bananas at the lift...yeah, it was that kind of day.
All three of our groups stayed out the whole day today, and it was maybe my favorite snowboarding day ever. We checked out the mountain village afterwards and saw some strange lights over the mountain. The aliens keep following me...
Another moving car shot, from my phone. UFOs?
Off day #2 was one for the books. Gavin, Mark, Sawyer, Britten, Who and I got up at the crack of dawn and piled in the car to go to West Yellowstone, where we donned our snowmobile suits, boots and helmets, and paired off to ride double snowmobiles into Yellowstone National Park on a guided snowmobile tour. I grabbed pillion on Britten's machine, Mark rode with Gavin, and Sawyer rode with Who. When we set out in our train of 9 snowmobiles behind our guide TJ, the temp was a balmy -4 F and I was thankful I chose to layer up with thermals.
We had barely made it through the gate and into Wyoming when TJ signalled us to pull over. A bald eagle was sitting in a dead tree in about as picturesque of a setting as you could ask for. While the others passed around binoculars and admired, Gavin and I set to work with our cameras and telephoto lenses, snapping dozens of shots to make sure we got a good one.Â
The fleet.
Stoic Eagle. Canon M50, f/8, 1/500s, 250mm, ISO100.
Psssst, hey kid, you wanna buy some freedom?
Resuming the trip, we soon passed alongside the Madison River, and saw a lone coyote plowing his own path through a snowy plain. I tried to capture shots showing his progress as well as emphasizing the single trail he left behind in the untouched white sheet.Â
On the Madison riverbank
Wil-E Coyote, presumably on the hunt for Roadrunner
Coyote papparazi
Soon after we passed Mt. Haynes, a prominent peak standing tall across the river. We also came across our first herd of bison, standing happily on the riverbank. One cow was digging furiously at the snow, and another forged her way across the river, giving me action shots of both with sprays of snow and water coming off their hooves. Fun fact- there are no buffaloes native to America! The big humpbacked beasts you know are bison, and anything named otherwise is a misnomer from pioneers who didn't know any better (looking at you Buffalo Bill, Colorado Buffaloes, and Home on the range- if you want a home where the buffalo roam you'll have to pack up and move to Asia or Africa).
Mt. Haynes
Typical scene for the day. (Doesn't mean it got old!)
Digging for something to chow down on
Fording the river. Look at that snow-encrusted coat- they insulate so well the snow won't melt from their body heat!
We then wound our way up a canyon with steep banks around us, where the river became the Firehole river, a tributary of the Madison. We stopped at Firehole falls for another photo op. The river was named the Firehole because so many geyser basins and geothermal features surround and feed it that it steams like smoke from a fire. These features were striking in the winter, and we passed patches of steaming green grass amid the feet of snow, steaming fields, and colorful pools of boiling water as we continued up the road.
Group shot with Firehole Falls. Left to right: Who, Sawyer, Mark, Britten, Gavin, Jack.
Maybe the highlight of the day came when we had to pull off to let a lone bison pass in the other direction on the road, and got the opportunity to video and photograph from way up close. I was lucky to be able to grab my camera out of the tailbag before he passed me.
Rare close-up look at these lumbering beasts. Also there's a bison.
Me photographing a passing bison during rush hour
bye, son.
After a quick walking stop at a boardwalk over some colorful and smelly thermal pools, we made it to Old Faithful Village in time to watch the famed geyser begin steaming more and more violently, throwing up the occasional splash before finally letting loose and blasting a column of boiling water and steam a hundred feet in the air. In the frigid temps this made a massive steam cloud that hung in the air and blended with the iron sky and snowy foreground, making for a difficult picture to capture. After Old Faithful, we were surprised with a subsequent eruption from nearby Beehive geyser, which is less predictable but equally entertaining. I also got a surprise visit from a smaller bison charging through the parking lot of the visitor center, passing 20 feet in front of us at top speed while we could only stare as it ripped by and went right around the corner.
Some color studies. Yellow pebbles, vaguely alien. Rust-ringed turquoise pool.
Exciting times standing in the zero temps for 20 minutes waiting for Old Faithful.
Old Faithful eruption series. First couple shots before the water froze and engulfed the area in a cloud, last shots as it maxed out and died down.
Beehive Geyser surprisingly erupted as well, about 100 yards from Old Faithful.
On our way back we stopped at the fountain paint pots, where vibrant pools of turquoise, orange, red, and blue boil and steam. The fountain paint pot itself gurgles away happily, a pool of mud with steam popping out in small puffs. We saw the eruption of Jet, Jelly, and Clepsydra geysers. I had a great time taking pictures of the steam hovering lazily around each feature, and of the group walking lazily past them too.
Clepsydra Geyser throws some water in the midst of its continuous tantrum. Jet Geyser picks up activity shortly before erupting.
Silex Spring steams away like a gemstone in the midst of a snowfield
I enjoyed framing people against the fountain paint pots and Red Spouter. Especially the lone man (possibly Who?) left unhazed in the second shot.
Skies of steel, fields of steam. (I really, really like this shot). Canon M50, f/8, 1/400s, 45mm, ISO100.
The full day affair concluded with some photos at the park sign and returning to town. We drove back home and enjoyed a huge dinner of spaghetti to warm us back up. When Gavin first pitched going to Yellowstone by snowmobile, I was passive about it because I didn't think the closed-down park would have much to offer in the winter. I was quite wrong and I'm glad I was. The wildlife, scenery, and contrast between the frigid winter and geothermal activity the park is famous for made for one of my favorite park days ever.
Motorcycle cops stand around the Yellowstone sign.
Fresh snow :)
We reserved the last day of skiing and snowboarding for revisiting our favorite spots from the week: Challenger, the south side glades, the lone tree trench run, the headwaters bowl, and finally running laps on the iron horse lift in front of our condo until they closed it down. Britten and I made the unwise decision to follow the skiers up a hike/traverse to part of Headwaters bowl in search of deep snow, and ended up struggling hard to walk and put our snowboards on in a steep cliff area while the skiers casually slid by. Snowboarders doing twice the work for half the fun, as is tradition!
Gavin and I spent our time in the trees after the final lift ride and came out too low, having to hike uphill at the end and making us one of, if not the, last groups on the hill. Wrapping up the night with a tortilla slapping contest, cards, cleaning up, and trying to eat the entire fridge, we made the most of our last night. All that was left was to get up at 4:30 the next morning and fly home.
"Caution: cliff area"
View from the top of Challenger. Mountain village at left, snow clouds moving off behind after hitting us all day.
It's always strange being on a long trip where you're putting in a lot of work each day; sometimes you find yourself looking forward to the end of each day knowing it brings a warm bed, internet, a hot tub, an end to the tree crashes and freezing winds, whatever it might be. That's not to say you didn't enjoy the day and putting in the work, but when you're tired you're tired. Then you start to reach the end, and you realize the trip is slipping by you and soon you have to go back to your life. No matter how hard you cling to the last day, the last hours, it keeps going by and before you know it, you're on a plane wishing you could go back and do it all again. That's the nature of life I guess, but it's a recurring pattern for me on all these trips. I made a conscious effort on this trip to embrace it all and not will anything to go by faster. Smiling and laughing when you hit a rut and somersault down a hill, when your face covering is a frozen sheet of ice, when your feet are screaming, or when the wind cuts you like a knife on a stopped lift takes some willpower and some faking it, but I wouldn't trade any of the moments away. Type 2 fun forever!